A vampire bat came flapping in from the night

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked

himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats

smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he ot it. He told them to bug

off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. “OK, follow

me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down

through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed

down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that tree

over there?” he asked. “YES, YES, YES!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

“Good!” said the first bat, “Because I fucking didn’t!”

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies

A honeymooning couple had purchased a

A honeymooning couple had purchased a