A honeymooning couple had purchased a

A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room,

where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on

their love making. Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened

to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn’t quit it. The next morning, packing to return

home, the couple couldn’t close a large suitcase. The groom said, “Darling, you get on

top and I’ll try.” That didn’t work. Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she

said, “Sweetheart, you get on top and I’ll try.” Still no success. So, he said, “Look. Let’s

both get on top.” At that point the parrot pulled away the towel with his beak and

said: “Zoo or no zoo. I just gotta see this.”

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night

A police officer pulls over a driver and 

A police officer pulls over a driver and