A panda walks into a bar, sits down and order a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls
out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender
shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for
your sandwich!” The panda yells back at the bartender, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look
it up!” The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for Panda
“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white
coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”