A panda walks into a bar

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and order a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls

out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender

shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for

your sandwich!” The panda yells back at the bartender, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look

it up!” The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for Panda

“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white

coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

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