A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling
at his pubic hairs.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told
him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown
up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily — if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well
soon from the nurse in the Landrover
you booked for speeding last week.”