We do not accept men here

We do not accept men here

Three tourists visit the desert accompanied by a guide. On the way, they
see a building. The guide tells them it’s a convent of good sisters, but
do not go there, it’s dangerous, they do not accept men. They
continue their way when a sandstorm arises.
The guide fled leaving the 3 men alone in the desert thirsty and
hungry.
Although the 2 others try to dissuade him, the first one will hit the
convent to have to drink. He begs the sister to let him in. The sister
warns him: ‘We do not accept men here’.
‘Do not care, I’m so thirsty’ he answers.
a loud cry.
The second man cracks and goes to the convent. It strikes, and even
scenario, the loud cry.
Finally, the third having no choice, will knock at the convent. Before
entering, he asks the sister to tell him what happened to the others.
She said to him:
‘The first was a butcher, they were cut off. The second was a winemaker, they
were pressed.
At that moment, the third of them laughs and says: ‘I am a lollipop merchant’.

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