Three newlywed couples were having breakfast together at the honeymoon
hotel’s
restaurant. When the food finally
arrived, the first husband, eager to display his love for his bride said,
“Pass the honey, honey.”
Not to be outdone, the second husband said “Pass the sugar,
sugar.”
The third wife looked at her husband, expecting similar treatment.
Not to be outdone
he blurted out
“Pass the pork, pig.”