A recent college graduate decided to turn to pro**** Due to his huge student loans and low salary, so he placed a large sign that read: One s*** time on the floor: 25$ One s**** time on the couch: 50$ One s***time on the Bed: 100$ Then an old lady […]
A husband and wife’s last child goes off to college… The husband’s friend asks him what it’s like having no kids around. “It’s awful,” the husband says, “my wife now treats me like one of the kids. She’s started picking out my clothes. She’s tries to give me baths. At […]
Two storks are sitting in their nest:A father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.” The next night, it’s father’s turn […]
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. He says, “The female dormitory would be prohibited for all male students, and the male dormitory would be prohibited for the female students.” Continuing further, he says, “Anyone caught breaking this rule would […]
A young Spanish teacher, fresh out of college, is hired at a public school. On her first day, the principal decides to observe, and sits down next to Little Johnny. She starts writing a sentence in Spanish on the board. As she does, a piece of chalk breaks and she […]
