A husband and wife’s last child 

A husband and wife's last child 

A husband and wife’s last child goes off to college…

The husband’s friend asks him what it’s like having no kids around.

“It’s awful,” the husband says, “my wife now treats me like one of the kids. She’s started picking out my clothes. She’s tries to give me baths. At the grocery store she slaps my hand any time I reach for something!”

“That’s awful! Have you ever stood up against her?”

“Well, yeah. One time in the store I got so angry I got out of the cart and left the store.

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