A Little Man in the Bar
A little man sits in a bar with an unhappy face and has a beer in front of him on the counter. A tall, strong guy enters the room, stops next to the little one and puts a hearty punch on his narrow shoulder.
Without asking, he grabs the beer from the unfortunate man and drinks it on ex. The little one then starts to cry bitterly. The big man looks at him contemptuously and says: “Do not pretend, you sissy! Because of a beer you really do not have to start crying! “The little one:” Do you have any idea what happened today? My wife left me very early in the morning, she withdrew money from the account until the last penny and left me nothing but an empty house.
In the office, the termination was enough! I wanted to end my life. At first I got on the track.
However, I had no success, because there was a detour! After that I wanted to hang up. The rope is broken! When I tried to shoot myself, the revolver clamped! Well, now I’ve bought a beer from the last money, poured in poison and you just dumped it on me! “