Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment 

Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment in the army. They were inseparable

friends and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement, they went to

different states and settled. However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails. To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Tom always filled two glasses

with rum and water and sipped from each alternately! When somebody asked him

why he did so, he explained: “This glass is Timothy’s; this one is mine. So I take a sip

from each – one on behalf of Timothy, the other for myself.” Suddenly one evening

Tom was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what had happened. He

replied, “You see, I have given up drinking but Timothy has written that he has not. So

I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend.”

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