A cruise ship founders on a reef

A cruise ship founders on a reef, and a man just manages to swim some miles and

crawl up on a desert island. After recovering from the ordeal, he begins to explore and

finds to his great surprise (and pleasure) that the only other survivor of this terrible

tragedy is Cindy Crawford. They build a lean-to and find some food and water. After a

few weeks, it becomes clear that help is not on the way, so they start to get intimate.

The guy is clearly ecstatic for a couple of weeks, but one morning she awakes to find

him moping under a tree. “What’s the matter?” Cindy says: “Is there anything I can

do?” “Well, I am a little shy about asking you,” he replies: “But could you take some of

that charcoal from the fire and paint a mustache on your face?” “A mustache? Well…

I… I suppose so”, and she does it. “Now, there’s just one other thing. Can I call you

Bob… like my friend?” “Bob? Well… if it will make you feel better… all right.” “Great!” he

cries, looks at her and says: “Bob! You’re never gonna believe who I’m fucking

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