A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a
cafe when he said, “Man, can I tell you something?” His friend nods. “Sure.” “Okay, so
the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven’t been able to stop
thinking about her since…” He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her
long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and
soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. “Dude, that is
not cool.” The doctor, indignant, defended himself. “What’s wrong with that? Lots of
doctors are attracted to their patients.” His friend simply shook his head and replied,
“Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians…