An elementary school teacher was meeting

An elementary school teacher was meeting

her new class


She pointed to one student and asked “What does your father

do for a living?”

The boy said “My father’s a magician! He has a new act that ends

with sawing people in half.”

“That’s wonderful!” said the teacher. “And do you have

any siblings?”

“Yes,” said the boy- “I have a half brother

and a half sister.

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