An elementary school teacher was meeting

An elementary school teacher was meeting

An elementary school teacher was meeting

her new class


She pointed to one student and asked “What does your father

do for a living?”

The boy said “My father’s a magician! He has a new act that ends

with sawing people in half.”

“That’s wonderful!” said the teacher. “And do you have

any siblings?”

“Yes,” said the boy- “I have a half brother

and a half sister.

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