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An elementary school teacher was meeting
her new class
She pointed to one student and asked “What does your father
do for a living?”
The boy said “My father’s a magician! He has a new act that ends
with sawing people in half.”
“That’s wonderful!” said the teacher. “And do you have
any siblings?”
“Yes,” said the boy- “I have a half brother
and a half sister.