Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting

Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all

day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later,

John woke up his friend. “Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Jack

looked up and replied, “I can see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” asked

John. Jack thought for a minute and said. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that

there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells

me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past

three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and

insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What

does it tell you?” After a moment of silence, John spoke. “It tells two things to me. First

is that… you are an idiot.” Jack looked at John, surprised. “Why do you say so?” he

said. “Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent.”

replied John.

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