Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all
day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later,
John woke up his friend. “Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Jack
looked up and replied, “I can see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” asked
John. Jack thought for a minute and said. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells
me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell you?” After a moment of silence, John spoke. “It tells two things to me. First
is that… you are an idiot.” Jack looked at John, surprised. “Why do you say so?” he
said. “Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent.”
replied John.