A blonde is driving to see her mom – funny jokes

A blonde is driving to see her mom - funny jokes

A blonde is driving to see her mom. Her car suddenly breaks down in the middle of nowhere…

She sees a single house in the distance and walks to it.

She knocks on the door to ask for help.

A big guy opens the door ….

Guy: What seems to the issue? I don’t get too many visitors, especially not pretty ones like you …

Blonde: My car broke down… I’m on my way to see my mom. I was hoping to call her to come pick me up. Can I please use your phone?

Guy: sure, but I’ll need something in return …

Blonde: Sure…

Guy: Come on in…

The blonde follows him to the living room …

Guy: Get down on your knees.

The blonde does as directed.

The guy unzips his pants and whips out his cock…

The blonde is confused and keeps staring at his cock …

Guy: What are you waiting for? You know what to do…

The blonde holds his cock and brings her mouth close, almost touching it…. and says

“Hello… mom?”

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