The city boy goes west to visit his uncle

The city boy goes west to visit his uncle. After the sun goes down, the boy hears strange, another-world howling. He gets frightened and runs to his uncle. “Uncle, uncle, there are werewolves!”

“That’s rubbish, boy, ain’t no such thing”.

“‘Then, there must be man-eating wolves”.

“No, we haven’t got those buddies, either.”

“What is this sound, then?” the boy asks.

“They are coyotes”.

“Coyotes? What are those?”

“They look a lot like dogs. In fact, ya can consider them a kind of dog.”

The boy wants to find out more: “Why are they making that frightening noise?”

“See, nephew, we ain’t got many trees around here. We got cactuses!”

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