Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish.
He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it,
a genie pops out and says, “Thanks for freeing me. I
will grant you one wish.”
The fisherman looks around and says, “Well, we
are almost out
of beer, how about you turn this whole damn
lake into beer”.
POOF the genie grants his wish and leaves.
His partner slaps him on the ches
t and says, “What the
hell did you do that for, now we have
to piss in the boat!!”