A blonde goes horseback riding

A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she’s never had any prior lessons or training.

As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away.

Immediately the girl realizes she’s not in the saddle correctly and she does everything

she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse’s mane, she grabs the saddle … but she realizes it’s no use.

Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does

this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse.

Her head is hitting the ground … thump … thump … thump … over and over again

Just as she is about to lose consciousness ….. the store manager runs out and unplugs

the horse!

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