A very successful businessman had a meeting 

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my

daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how

much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to

do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”


The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge

of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all

day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking

organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going

to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”

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