A guy walks into a bar and sees

A guy walks into a bar and sees

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:


Cheese Sandwich: $2.50 Chicken Sandwich: $3.50 Hand Job: $10.00” He checks his

wallet and asks the sexy bartender, “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Yes,”

she purrs. “I am.” “Well, wash your frickin’ hands,” says the man. “I want a cheese

sandwich!”


After he’s paid for their round and the two are sitting quietly, he asks her, “So how

many have you caught today?” The old woman grins, takes a big sip of her drink, and

replies, “You’re the eighth.”

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