A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $2.50 Chicken Sandwich: $3.50 Hand Job: $10.00” He checks his
wallet and asks the sexy bartender, “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Yes,”
she purrs. “I am.” “Well, wash your frickin’ hands,” says the man. “I want a cheese
sandwich!”
After he’s paid for their round and the two are sitting quietly, he asks her, “So how
many have you caught today?” The old woman grins, takes a big sip of her drink, and
replies, “You’re the eighth.”