A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he
could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak up close just to
get busted and watch the deer run away. He would sneeze just as the buck came into
range. He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck
scamper away. Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies. “Everything that
happens to guys that don’t know how to hunt keeps happening to me!” he said