After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to
go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I
would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a
bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president
says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a
Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. Coors’ president says, “I’d like
the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring
water, give me a Coors.” He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and
says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery presidents look over at him
and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president
replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”