A badass is driving with his friend

A badass is driving with his friend in a Ferrari, and he speeds past a red light


His friend shouts, “What are you doing?! You just ran that light!”

“I’m just a badass like that, what can I say?” He laughs.

He continues to speed through each red light, and his friend cowers and shouts at his

friend all the way.

“I can’t take it anymore! We’re going to get hit!”

“C’mon, I’m a badass, my man! I know what I’m doing.”

At an intersection, he pulls to a stop at a green light.

The friend says, “You’re kidding me. Why did you stop?”

“Gotta keep an eye out for other badasses.”

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