A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
A minute later he hears, “You look great. Have
you lost weight?” He looks around, but there’s
no one near. Again, a minute later, he hears, “You
know, you don’t look a day over 30.” Looks around
again, no one but him and the bartender, so he
asks, “Did you hear that?” The bartender says,
“It’s the peanuts. They’re