A man walks into a bar and orders

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.


A minute later he hears, “You look great. Have

you lost weight?” He looks around, but there’s

no one near. Again, a minute later, he hears, “You

know, you don’t look a day over 30.” Looks around

again, no one but him and the bartender, so he

asks, “Did you hear that?” The bartender says,

“It’s the peanuts. They’re

complimentary.”

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