A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer,
pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife,
order another beer, take out his wallet, and look at a
picture of his wife. He did this several times. Finally, the
bartender asks, why after you finish
a beer you take
out your wallet and look at a picture of your wife.
The guy says, “As soon as she starts looking
better to me, I go home.”