Two brussels sprouts were walking together down the street

Two brussels sprouts were walking together down the street

Two brussels sprouts who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

The uninjured brussels sprout called 911 and did what he could to help his injured brussels sprout friend.

The injured brussels sprout was taken to the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonising wait, the doctor finally appeared.

He told the uninjured brussels sprout, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is, your friend is going to live. The bad news is, he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his

life.”

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