The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy
and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his
blazer, searching frantically. This catches the bartender’s
attention, so he monitors the patron out of the corner of his eye.
Finally, the man finds what he’s looking for and sighs
a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip
of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention,
“I’m terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?” To which the man
replies surprised, “Oh no no everything’s fine! I just promised
my wife I’d never put my lips on another
glass of whiskey again.”