The bartender prepares his drink

The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy

and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his

blazer, searching frantically. This catches the bartender’s

attention, so he monitors the patron out of the corner of his eye.

Finally, the man finds what he’s looking for and sighs

a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip

of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention,

“I’m terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?” To which the man

replies surprised, “Oh no no everything’s fine! I just promised

my wife I’d never put my lips on another

glass of whiskey again.”

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