Grandfather bent over his five-year-old grandson and kissed him good night. Immediately afterwards the child wiped his face. «” Why are you doing this, honey? “Asked her mother.

     “When someone kisses you, you don’t need to wipe your kiss.”

     «Mommy, the child explained, I am not wiping to remove him. I rub it in ».

     A mummy was constantly disturbed by a fidgeting child while traveling. «Now sit down!».

     However, the child did not seem to hear her order. He was still standing in the seat to look out the window.

     An upset mother took the child and put her next to her.

     The child looked at her and proudly said: “I sit outside, but I stand inside”. What we have “inside” counts much more than what we have “outside”.

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