Man goes into a butchers

Man goes into a butchers. Asks: “What happened to your assistant?”

Butcher replies: “Fired him.”

Man asks: “Why’s that?”

Butcher replies: “Because he was putting his dick in the bacon slicer.”

Man asks: “What did you do with the bacon slicer?”

Butcher replies: “Fired her as well.”

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