Little Johnny on the plane 

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned

to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” Little Johnny, who had just

opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to

discuss?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?” “OK,”

said Little Johnny. “That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question

first.” “A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes

little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of

dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” “Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.”

“Well, then,” said Little Johnny, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear

power when you don’t know shit?

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