One day the deputy director tells his assistant: -by chance have you ever seen a penguin?
- No. – To the principal’s office!
When he arrives he tells the director:
-the deputy director sent me here because I have never seen a penguin. - That you have not seen a penguin? Fired!!!!!!!
When I get home, his wife asks him:
-What’s wrong with you? -I have been fired !, – Why? - Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
the director has fired me and all because I have not seen a penguin. - That you have not seen a penguin? Divorce!!!!!!
When his son sees him, he asks: – Dad, what’s wrong with you? - Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
the director fired me, your mother asked me for a divorce and
all because I have not seen a penguin. - That you have not seen a penguin? I do not love you anymore!!!!!!
A policeman sees him on the street and asks him: - What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
the director fired me, my wife asked me for a divorce and
my son does not love me anymore and all because I have not seen a penguin. - What has not a penguin seen? To jail!!!!!!
In jail another policeman asks: - What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
the director has fired me, my wife has asked for a divorce,
my son does not love me anymore, a policeman has sent me here and
all because I have not seen a penguin. - What has not a penguin seen? I kill him!!!!!!
- In heaven an angel asks:
- What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
the director fired me, my wife asked me for a divorce,
my son does not love me anymore, a policeman sent me to jail,
another has killed me and all because I have not seen a penguin. - What has not a penguin seen? To the hell!!!!!!
- In hell, a devil asks:
- What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
the director has fired me, my wife has asked for a divorce,
my son no longer loves me, a policeman has sent me to jail,
another has killed me, in heaven an angel has sent me here,
and all because I have not seen a penguin. - What has not a penguin seen? On the ground floor !!!!!!
- On the floor below, a man asks:
- What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director has sent me to the director’s office,
the director has fired me, my wife has asked for a divorce,
my son does not love me anymore, a policeman has sent me to jail,
another has killed me, in the heaven an angel has sent me to hell,
the devil has sent me here and all because I have not seen a penguin. - What has not a penguin seen? Me neither!