One day the deputy director tells his assistant: -by chance have you ever seen a penguin?

  • No. – To the principal’s office!
    When he arrives he tells the director:
    -the deputy director sent me here because I have never seen a penguin.
  • That you have not seen a penguin? Fired!!!!!!!
    When I get home, his wife asks him:
    -What’s wrong with you? -I have been fired !, – Why?
  • Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
    the director has fired me and all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • That you have not seen a penguin? Divorce!!!!!!
    When his son sees him, he asks: – Dad, what’s wrong with you?
  • Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
    the director fired me, your mother asked me for a divorce and
    all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • That you have not seen a penguin? I do not love you anymore!!!!!!
    A policeman sees him on the street and asks him:
  • What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
    the director fired me, my wife asked me for a divorce and
    my son does not love me anymore and all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • What has not a penguin seen? To jail!!!!!!
    In jail another policeman asks:
  • What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
    the director has fired me, my wife has asked for a divorce,
    my son does not love me anymore, a policeman has sent me here and
    all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • What has not a penguin seen? I kill him!!!!!!
  • In heaven an angel asks:
  • What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
    the director fired me, my wife asked me for a divorce,
    my son does not love me anymore, a policeman sent me to jail,
    another has killed me and all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • What has not a penguin seen? To the hell!!!!!!
  • In hell, a devil asks:
  • What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director sent me to the director’s office,
    the director has fired me, my wife has asked for a divorce,
    my son no longer loves me, a policeman has sent me to jail,
    another has killed me, in heaven an angel has sent me here,
    and all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • What has not a penguin seen? On the ground floor !!!!!!
  • On the floor below, a man asks:
  • What’s the matter, sir? – Look, the deputy director has sent me to the director’s office,
    the director has fired me, my wife has asked for a divorce,
    my son does not love me anymore, a policeman has sent me to jail,
    another has killed me, in the heaven an angel has sent me to hell,
    the devil has sent me here and all because I have not seen a penguin.
  • What has not a penguin seen? Me neither!
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