Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the
bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner
table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the
face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway, buck
nak**. Man, she is fine!” The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His buddies
were confused,because he was a bad as*, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The
drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I got it on with your grandma and she is
good, the best I ever had!” The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to
get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I’ll tell you something else
boy, your grandma liked it!” The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and
said, “Damn it, Grandpa, you’re drunk! Go home!”