A priest goes in a safari in Africa

A priest goes in a safari in Africa. He gets separated from the group and has the bad

luck of finding himself alone, facing a hungry lion. Priest: “Dear Lord, I haven’t asked

for much in life, but if it is of Thy all-knowing will, please concede me the grace that

this lion be imbued with Christian moral and values!”

A sound of trumpets echoes in the sky and a heavenly beam of light shines upon the

lion, who now is able to speak. The lion: “Oh Lord, we give Thee thanks for this meal

that we are about to have!”

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