A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pan** to
his bride and said, “here put these on.” She put them on, and the waist was twice the
size of her body. “I can’t wear your pan**,” she said. “That’s right!” said the husband,
“and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pa*** in this family!” With that she
flipped him her pa*** and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, “Hell, I can’t get into your pan****!”
She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your