A young couple just married

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.

As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pan** to

his bride and said, “here put these on.” She put them on, and the waist was twice the

size of her body. “I can’t wear your pan**,” she said. “That’s right!” said the husband,

“and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pa*** in this family!” With that she

flipped him her pa*** and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could

only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, “Hell, I can’t get into your pan****!”

She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your

attitude…”

The policeman had the bar under surveillance

The policeman had the bar under surveillance

Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment

Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment