The policeman had the bar under surveillance

The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time,

so he could see who comes out drunk. The first one out the door at 2:00 o’clock

weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys

in five cars before finding his own car. Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys

for 2 or 3 minutes. Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and

driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot. Finally, he got his

car started and began to very slowly drive away. Immediately, the police car was

behind him with lights flashing. The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser

test, to which he readily agreed. When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said,

“How can this be?” To which the man replied, “Because tonight, I’m the designated

decoy.”

Peter loves to drink at the local bar

Peter loves to drink at the local bar

A young couple just married

A young couple just married