A priest is baptizing a man. He dips him 3 times in water and says
“Craig, from now on you will be known as Michael.
From this day forth you are to shed your sinful
ways and that includes no more gambling or alcohol”
The man later that day goes home and heads
straight for the fridge. He then grabs a can of
coors light and dips it in the sink. As he does
it he says “from this day on, you
will be known as green tea”