A priest is baptizing a man

A priest is baptizing a man

A priest is baptizing a man. He dips him 3 times in water and says

“Craig, from now on you will be known as Michael.

From this day forth you are to shed your sinful

ways and that includes no more gambling or alcohol”

The man later that day goes home and heads

straight for the fridge. He then grabs a can of

coors light and dips it in the sink. As he does

it he says “from this day on, you

will be known as green tea”

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