An elderly man is stopped by the police

An elderly man is stopped by the police

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m.

and is asked where he is going at this time of night.


The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture

about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it

has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that

lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

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