An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m.
and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture
about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it
has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that
lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”