The sad love story of two chickens
Some time ago a rooster lived, his name was Heribert. This cock did not bribe with any special intelligence or beauty, to be honest: He was extremely stupid and extremely ugly. He lived in the henhouse with the other chickens, but he was an outsider, no one liked him, and that’s not surprising, he was a really stupid animal. For most of the day he spent, like the other chickens, pawing the earth for worms. Interesting. For the rest of the day, he either slept or thought about Gertrude. She was the hen of his dreams, he was so in love with her. He believed that, at least, he had never spoken to her before. But he was just too stupid to talk to her just once, to talk to her.
Some time ago a hen was alive, her name was Gertrude. She was neither pretty nor clever, she was already ugly as the night dark and so stupid, you can compare that with nothing, most likely with the cock Heribert. Gertrude lived with the other chickens in the chicken coop, but she was only teased by everyone. Of course, that was not difficult for the other chickens, they could make fun of their stupidity and their abysmal obnoxious face. Gertrude was not particularly offended by that, she did not even get the insults.
Most of the time she spent grazing on worms like other chickens in the earth, laying awful eggs for the rest of the day, sleeping or thinking about Heribert, the cock of her dreams. She was so in love with this wonderful animal, at least she guessed that, she had not spoken to him yet. She was just too feeble-minded to talk to him so she could talk to him.
So the two chickens lived past each other day after day and did not know the other how in love they were.
One day the fox Ferdinand visited the chickens in the chicken coop and he stayed right up to the meal.
Of course it was too late for the two limited animals to come together, maybe there will be something in the chicken heaven.