Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a con**, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. First Lady: Whats that?Second Lady: A con**. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet. […]
A tortoise crawls on the road Suddenly
A tortoise crawls on the road.Suddenly, it sees d’Artagnan and the Three Musketeers up ahead, riding their horses. Greetings, d’Artagnan – he says as they approach. Greetings, Tortoise. Greetings, d’Artagnan’s horse. Greeting, Tortoise. Greetings, Athos. Greetings, Tortoise. Greetings, Athos’ horse. Greeting, Tortoise. Greetings, Porthos. Greetings, Tortoise. Greetings, Porthos’ horse. Greeting, […]