A tortoise crawls on the road Suddenly

A tortoise crawls on the road.Suddenly, it sees d’Artagnan and the Three Musketeers up ahead, riding their horses.

Greetings, d’Artagnan – he says as they approach.

Greetings, Tortoise.

Greetings, d’Artagnan’s horse.

Greeting, Tortoise.

Greetings, Athos.

Greetings, Tortoise.

Greetings, Athos’ horse.

Greeting, Tortoise.

Greetings, Porthos.

Greetings, Tortoise.

Greetings, Porthos’ horse.

Greeting, Tortoise.

Greetings, Aramis.

Greetings, Tortoise.

Greetings, Aramis’ horse.

Greeting, Tortoise.

The Musketeers pass.

Farewell, d’Artagnan – says the tortoise.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, d’Artagnan’s horse.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, Athos.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, Athos’ horse.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, Porthos.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, Porthos’ horse.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, Aramis.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Farewell, Aramis’ horse.

Farewell, Tortoise.

Having parted from them, the tortoise crawls on. Suddenly, up ahead, it sees Leonidas and the 300 Spartans.

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