Little Nancy was in the garden filling

Little Nancy was in the garden filling

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.


Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: “What are you up to there, Nancy?”


“My goldfish died”, replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”


The neighbor was concerned:


“That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”


Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied:


“That’s because he’s inside your fucking cat.”

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