Three guys are drinking beers and after a few it starts getting rowdy. The first drunk looked at the other two and said “I screwed your mom”, the second guy jumps up to
take a swing , but the other guys pulls him back and says “It’s not worth it”. They take a
few more swigs and the first drunk said “She moaned and she liked it”, again the
second guy jumps up to take a swing, but the third guy pulls him back again saying
he’s just drunk. The First drunk says “I stuck a finger in her bum and she squealed!”
The second guy is irate, being held back by the third at this point. The bartender said
“Jack – take your two boys and get the fuck out of here ya weirdo…