Old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween

There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they

decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked,

and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she

walked out of the room her husband yelled, “You can’t go out like that!” “I can go out

as whatever I want and so can you!” The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he

came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.

The woman said, “You’re going out as that?” “Yes,” said the old man. “If you can go out

as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator.”

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