John and David were both patients

John and David were both patients

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived

into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the

medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be

discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: “We have good news and

bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you

because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save

another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr.

John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.” David: “Doctor, he

didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry.”

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