John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived
into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the
medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be
discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: “We have good news and
bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you
because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save
another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr.
John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.” David: “Doctor, he
didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry.”