A couple got married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
“I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said.
“And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the
table every evening. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my
buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said.
His new bride replied,
“No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that
there’ll be here at seven o’clock every
night… whether you’re home or not.”