A couple got married and following

A couple got married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said.

“And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the

table every evening. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my

buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said.

“Any comments?”

His new bride replied,

“No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that

there’ll be here at seven o’clock every

night… whether you’re home or not.”

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