Little Johnny was going to his faters

Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.

He started up the hill but was constantly swearing “This damn thing is so heavy”
A priest heard him and came out.

“You shouldn’t be swearing” said the priest.
“God hears you…He is everywhere…He’s in the chruch…He’s on the sidewalk…He’s everywhere”

Then Little Johnny says “Oh is he in my Wagon”
The priest replies “Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon”

Little Johnny says “Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling”

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