A woman was at her doctors office. At the end of the examination, the doctor said, “You appear to be in perfect health, but I noticed there are some abrasions on your knees and elbows. Any
idea what those are?”
The woman said, “Those are rug burns, doctor.”
“Rug burns? How did you get them?” asked the doctor.
The woman blushed and said, “From making love do-style.”
The doctor said, “Surely you must know other positions for s**!”
The woman said, “Well, I do, doctor, but my Doberman doesn’t”