A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is
tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which
he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him
another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him
another batch again he asks the little old lady, ‘Why don’t you eat the peanuts
‘We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth’, she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, ‘Why do you buy them then?’
The old lady replied, ‘We just love the chocolate around them.”