An old lady really wanted to visit England

An old lady really wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors, before

she died. So she went to the Federal Office and asked for a


“You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said.

“Raise your right hand, please.”

The old gal raised her right hand.

“Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its

enemies, domestic or foreign?”

The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded,

“Well, I guess so, but. . . Will I have help, or

will I have to do it all by myself?”

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